Showing posts with label social. Show all posts
Showing posts with label social. Show all posts

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Math Bait

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Everyone else has already left MathBook for the next Math big thing!

These fake math "click bait" articles were things that I came up with on Twitter in response to a challenge to create one. I created two, and would've done more daily but I got distracted by the something else on my To Do list.

I tried taking an informal poll of Twitter between Mather, MathSpace and MathBook, but the more I thought of it, I thought that MathSpace should be the dying one and MathBook should be what everyone's parents use. And both Mike and Ken are parents, so there's that.

Those platforms will probably get mentioned again. I can't ignore social media. Even if it mostly ignore me. (sniff).



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Monday, January 25, 2021

Me And You And a Whackadoo!

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That's just for starters, of course.

Whackadooness isn’t a quality limited only to the people I follow. It’s certainly not the barometer by which I decide to follow someone. A little makes one interesting but there are diminishing returns.

And as with most data sets, there are outliers. There are some extremely serious people who would fall below 0.1% who I might follow, even if they are obviously boring. Brillaint, yes, but boring. And there are some who are absolutely certifiable and yet have some redeeming quality which makes them entertaining from time to time. Again, while it may be good, it is possible that there is too much of a good thing.

I could try to correlate the data. I won't, of course. But I could.

As for Michele, she may be thinking, "A fool! A fool! I met a fool in the forest." Or maybe she isn't.

Final thoughts: I don't know how many Os should be in "whackadoo", but I decided to end with the double. Also, I like the "h".



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Friday, December 25, 2020

What Social Media Christmas Comic is This?

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Merry Christmas 2020! Share the Joy!

It's been an interesting year, to say the least. And it ended with several projects going on, several irons in the fire, as it were, and there just wasn't enough time.

Amusingly, the one comic that I had written out from 2019 had to be cut because of two surprise family gatherings of sorts yesterday. (And even without that, it was iffy.) But, on the bright side, I have a comic idea ready to go in December 2021!



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Monday, July 06, 2020

(x, why?) Mini: Sub Talk

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If I understand the definition correctly, sub 3 is doing it, too.

I discovered what subtweeting was when I discovered a student of mine doing it while accusing me of doing it.

I couldn't complain. For one thing, she seemed to find it amusing. For another, a bunch of students found my twitter account and decided to follow me, mostly looking for "dirt" or any material with which to make fun in class. (I told them that I used the account to talk to other teachers and they'd all be bored.)

The one thing that did occur to me was that since they followed me, I knew what their account IDs were, and I could see who they followed and who followed them. The people who followed them were mostly others in the school. So I could see read their tweets and see what they really thought about me.

I only lurked. I didn't "like" or respond. And I certainnly didn't "stalk". The only two conversations I remember when some of them passed around my twitter handle, and made fun that I chose "mrburkemath" (Hey, it's branding. You know?), and another where a few complained about how difficult a test was, with one young lady complaining that she wouldn't have been able to finish it if another boy hadn't done it for her. (I don't remember that she passed.)

Most of them stopped following me within a few months. My tweets did, in fact, bore them. One or two, I think, still follow me, but I don't think their accounts are active any more. I think most of the students moved on to other platforms.




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Friday, April 15, 2016

Exponential Humor

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A social media comic in a comic on social media.

It's a function of math humor.




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Thursday, August 13, 2015

Code a Movie Quote #1 Answers

First of all, thank you for the tremendous response to my first Code a Movie Quote comic. I never expected it because this has become, far and away, my most popular strip, beating out Coffee Logic and almost topping my Irregular Webcomic tie-in strip (but that one was a bit of a flash in a pan from IWC readers).

This started as an exercise in logic, but I morphed it when a couple of coding ideas came to me. You can see that in the second Casablanca quote, which is basically meta-code of some type, not any real language.

As for the actual languages, I mixed it up a bit. I haven't experimented a lot with them since a few college classes on different languages. Most are basically the same, and I varied them because I didn't want anyone to get hung up on syntax. (Thus, the semicolons and the periods doing the same thing.)

Answer Key to #1

As noted twice now, I'm referring to this as #1 because I have 20,000 reasons to do it again. Maybe I'll wait a month or so, and post another ten. (What do you think?)

1. Field of Dreams. "If you build it, he will come."

2. Casablanca. "You played for her, you can play it for me!" (Bogey never actually said, "Play it again, Sam.", except maybe in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.)

3. The Wizard of Oz. "There's no place like home."

4. Batman. "I'm Batman." Duh. (Seriously, I included one obvious thing for the humor value. I don't need 100 similar submissions!)

5. Apocalypse Now. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

6. M*A*S*H. "Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. And I can take or leave them if I please." Lyric.
Note: Not having Google 40 years ago, I always thought (until just about the time I typed this) that the line was "I could take all evening if I please." Thank you to everyone for NOT pointing that out. No, seriously, I'm not alone in that misconception, but then those were other kids who misheard the same thing. Or just believed what someone else said were the words.
What kills me is that now that I do have search engines, I usually check that sort of thing!

7. Planet of the Apes (1968) "Damn you all to Hell". (Yes, the line is actually "God damn", but it works without taking my Lord's name in vain.)

8. Casablanca. "Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon" (and for the rest of your life). The entire quote was on Twitter, but I snipped it for the comic.
This was one of the earlier "meta" code examples, but I didn't want to lead off with it.

9. Forrest Gump. "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." So it's random.

10. A Few Good Men. "You can't handle the truth!" Okay, I thought that was a clever way of coding it.

11. EDIT: If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium. The quote is the title. I haven't seen this film, so I don't know if that's actually a line of dialogue from the film or just the movie's title. Thanks to William Ricker for posting it and allowing me to use it.

12. Annie. “The Sun will come out tomorrow." Lyric. Thanks to Evan Weinberg for posting it, and allowing me to use it.

13. Braveheart. “They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!” (Originally, on Twitter, I didn't include the "may" because that seemed to be another "If" condition which wouldn't code in a way that made sense.)

14. Citizen Kane. "Rosebud." If you don't get this, I can't explain it without spoiling the movie. Well, that' not really true. It's the last word that Kane utters before dying. It's his end, so I thought that would be a good end to these quotes.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Code a Movie Quote

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UPDATE: The solutions (and a major correction) are posted here.

(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

Every now and then I like to hash things out.

This started online from a couple suggestions which were more "logic" oriented. I can't find them now because it was a lot of tweets ago and they didn't have a hashtag. I suggested a few ... and then started coding. It didn't really catch on. There were only two entries that weren't mine, and when I stopped for the evening, everyone was thankfu-- I mean, when I stopped, the hashtag died.

I didn't start it the following morning, but I figured that they shouldn't go to waste.

Special thanks to William Ricker (‏@n1vux) and Evan Weinberg ‏(@emwdx) for participating and for allowing me to use their entries.

You can add yours in the Comments section, or on Twitter with #CodeAMovieQuote.




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Saturday, August 02, 2014

Tweets and Blogging: What's Signal, What's Noise?

Years ago, when the Internet was younger and fewer people were on it because it was expensive and slow, Net surfers would talk about the signal-to-noise ratio of certain websites and, before that, newsgroups. If you went there, how much time would you waste? Was it worth it, especially if you had a slow modem and paid for access by the hour? (Once upon a time, you data usage wasn't unlimited ... except maybe for your first month of a new service.)

If you're really dedicated to a certain topic or hobby, you didn't kid around much. There was one big problem: this is the Internet -- everyone kids around. It's part of its charm, as it's filled with references to Star Trek and Monty Python. No one takes anything seriously. And a lot of people appreciate this. And a lot do not.

Fast-forward to today (using a metaphor from a device many young Net users don't own), with social media taking the Internet to another level, users are paradoxically talking longer with their own dedicated pages and videos while at the same time limiting themselves to 140-character tweets and ten-second film clips. Anyone can follow anyone else and see everything that have to say, all consolidated into one mighty newsfeed. (Actually, several ... there are still many different platforms, even if they seem to merge, or at least combine symbiotically, every day.)

This brings me to three subjects I wanted to address: my blog posts, my Twitter feed, and everyone else's Twitter feeds. Seriously.

I maintain several blogs, using the word "maintain" in a very loose manner. Basically, I update this one, the math blog, as regularly as I can. (Not exactly, I could go a little more often with text posts, but I hesitate, waiting for a Muse to come along with another comic.) The others are side projects, which only get discovered through accidental results on search engines. I don't publicize my reading or cooking blogs, other than their appearances in my blog roll. I also have one for the 90's trading-card game Guardians by FPG, Inc., which may or may not still exist. (The company I mean. My page exists. The game does NOT anymore.) And, finally, I have an online writing journal, which is closed to everyone except me because if you could read it, then everything in it would be "published" and I couldn't sell "first publication rights" for anything. As the circle said to the passing line, "You're off on a tangent."

This blog is composed mainly of comics, but also Articles. The non-comic posts fall into two categories: math-related & other educational stuff, and whatever I feel like talking about. The former is self-explanatory. The latter includes my love of geeky things as well as random rants. It's my blog and I can write what I want. But do people want to read it? I don't know, but I do tend to be a little on the apologetic side when I stray far from where I should be. I'll go where I want, but I try not to do that too often.

My defense for my tangents is simply this: you, my readers, are getting to know a little bit more about me. I'm letting my guard down a little so that you can see that I'm not just some tightly-wound teacher who lets off steam by telling bad puns (or even good ones). I'm a three-dimensional person and there are things I like. On the other hand, pulling back the curtain is fine, but it's not the reason most of you came here.

That said, many people come to the blog through links to specific posts or from search engines. Those people probably will never see this post. I don't know the number of regular readers I have that come to this blog through an RSS feed and not through my posts on Facebook, Twitter and Google. (I broke down and finally starting posting there, too.) To all of you, who are interested in everything I have to say, I'll let you know more about me every now and again, but the main focus of this page will always be the Math.

This brings up my Twitter account. Thanks to a recent app, I now know what I first (long-forgotten) tweet was:

Finally got a twitter account. Why? Darned if I know. Someone asked me to. Whether or not I actually remember to use it remains to be seen.

I recently posted a goal: 1/3 of all my points should be related to this blog in some way; i.e., self-promotion. Let's face it: that's the reason I started the twitter account in the first place. I'm not texting my "bruhs" all the time. (I actually spelled it "brah", from the closed-captioning on "Hawaii Five-0".) Second, I think another 1/3 of my posts should be something related to education, for the simple reason that mostly other educators are following me because of this blog. This could be random mathematical observations, or it could be me taking part in some "edchat", one tweet at a time. Finally, I let people know that I'm a real person. I read other people's tweets, and I respond. I follow geeky things dealing with sci-fi and comics, and I'll respond. You're getting to know me a little more. Is that noise taking away from the signal? I'd rather hope that it was fine-tuning the signal so you had a better overall picture.

This brings me to my final point for today: your tweets! Now, I'm not talking to all of you because, frankly, I don't follow all of you. I can't. I don't know how people follow 1,000 accounts. I can't keep track of 50, and some of them I should drop for various reasons. The silliest is because they tweet so rarely that they're lost in the shuffle. More reasonable (for dropping) is the person that tweets 30 times per hour, every hour. If you're always my entire screen, you're an attention hog. I lost a couple of people for this. Once in a while, fine. Sometimes you have a lot to say or share, okay. But it can't be constant.

However, there are other people who have their own signal-to-noise problems. Worse, for some of them, their noise is their only signal. Self-promotion is fine, it may be the reason I'm following you. But have something different to promote. If I get 20 tweets in a day (or even a week) promoting the same thing, you're overselling it. Especially if you have nothing else to talk about. And let your guard down once in a while and just talk about your day, or your family, or your dog, or the last movie you saw. (If you're going to talk about the great meal you had, skip the pictures.) I'm ready to drop people of this, too. I'm ready to start tracking other people's tweet and closely as I'll track my own.

It's social media. Be social about it. Have fun! You'll be more interesting to read and follow. And then I'll be more likely to visit your site or (and you know who you are) buy what your selling.

By the way, I'm still not selling anything. I'm doing all this because I enjoy it. Some days more than others.