Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Have One

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(C)Copyright 2023, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Have One what? I don't know. But have one anyway.

I thought about making this a TV series in the world of the AnthroNumerics(tm), and I even thought about giving this number 1 eyes and labeling it an Anthronumeric(tm). Or maybe it actually exists in that world. Who's to say? Other than me, at some point?

Maybe Ian (1) might sport a new hairdo for a while.

This is "fair use" and satire, to the best of my understanding. No challenge to IP rights is intended.



I also write Fiction!


You can now order Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





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Saturday, August 27, 2022

Only Numbers

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(C)Copyright 2022, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Letters posing as numbers? Nothing is what it seems to be!

I was originally going to use variables and call the building the "Algebraica" but then simplified it. Since pi is introduced in early grades as a number, I went with e and i. R was an afterthought because I thought I needed something else and I didn't want to use another alphabet.

The font that the show uses is called The New Yorker (like the magazine). That and several similar fonts were available for download, but only for personal use. Right now, this website is personal, but I can't say that this will always be the case. And, technically, since Google ads have been turned on, this hobby could be considered a business by people who wish to bust your chops and take your money. So I went generic.



I also write Fiction!


You can now preorder Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Preorder the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Sunday, December 05, 2021

Plus & Adder: Math Us

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(C)Copyright 2021, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

They give out the coveted mu (m) prize, but it's really small.

This was the answer to a math calendar problem that I offered to provide and then forgot about until the night before the question posted. (The answer gets posted the following day.) And I had just watched an episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us. Soooooo ...

I actually went back and forth between Addasum and Addisum. Especially since both sound like Adder, who shouldn't be confused with Addy from my Paddy & Addy comics.

This comic went live this morning on Twitter first.



I also write Fiction!


You can now preorder Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Preorder the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Sunday, October 31, 2021

Happy Halloween 2021!

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(C)Copyright 2021, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Happy Halloween

Like many of my age and/or generation, the first real Halloween special on TV, and something that could be classified as "appointment television" was the annual showing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" It's a pity that many younger people don't get the same joy from it's simplicity. The animation is old and program itself doesn't seem to get a lot of advance advertising on the networks. you have togo look for it, or find it on streaming. And, let's face it, it's a bit of a downer, which we'd watch again and again wondering if it would be happier the year after or not. (Keep of like watching reruns of Gilligan's Island for years to see if they'd ever get rescued.)

As for the math, a "great circle" is any circle around a sphere that has the center of the sphere as its center. A great arc would be a portion of that circle and would represent the shortest distance between two points on the outside of a sphere.

There may be a bonus Halloween comic tomorrow (Monday) because there was a school-based comic that was to appear on Friday, but between being busy with school and just being extremely tired on Saturday, it didn't get done. And if I save it for next year, it won't likely happen.

Happy Halloween, everyone!



I also write Fiction!


You can now preorder Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Preorder the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Saturday, August 28, 2021

The Biggest Bosses

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(C)Copyright 2021, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Life isn't fair.

Think About It: Where in the diagram would you find the subset "Me"?

I also write Fiction!


You can now preorder Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Preorder the softcover or ebook at Amazon.




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Saturday, May 22, 2021

Co-medians Getting Coffee

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(C)Copyright 2021, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Of course, they drove down the middle of the street.

They also thought about tea, but it wasn't alliterative. Not even chai.

You know, there are so many numbers involved with cars and their engines, but they took up too much space and weren't funny.

Would the Cocoa Channel broadcast from Hershey, PA? Or maybe Paris, France?

I also write Fiction!


Check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.

Thank you.





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Friday, March 05, 2021

Tuna

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(C)Copyright 2021, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

Coming to D&DTV!

I heard the pun. I figured as long as I could illustrate it, it was a fair catch.

Be glad they didn't come out at night -- it could've been a Tuna Luna Luna.

The fact that today is a Friday during Lent is totally co-incidental. Mostly.

This reminds me that I haven't called the guy to tune my piano since before the pandemic.



I also write Fiction!


Check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.

Thank you.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Monday, August 31, 2020

Hitting the Wall

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(C)Copyright 2020, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

I hope you're laughin'.

I don't know where the idea to do this came from, but I've been thinking about it for some time now. It was just a matter of making a wall design I like.

The "scenter" joke was originally a circle joke. But their faces (their heads, actually) are all circles.

The quarter note was going to be it's own comic, but it was either use it here or have a joke about a long little doggie.

Disclaimer: All performers were photographed separately and added to the finished product, so masks were not necessary.



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Friday, February 22, 2019

Torque

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

What Monkees around, Torks around.
I know I said I'd do fewer obit comics, but The Monkees were the soundtrack to my childhood as much as, if not more than, The Beatles were. (Along with Schoolhouse Rock, which mentioned both groups in the song "A Noun is a Person, Place, or Thing".)

Throwback to January 2009, I did a comic when W was leaving office. Then Ricardo Montalban passed away, and I did a Fantasy Island comic, where I called him "Torque". Despite the comment that I didn't that I didn't know why "I decided to use only shades of gray", no one ever called me on it.

I did the same in this comic as well, for the same reason.

R.I.P. Peter Tork.




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Friday, October 19, 2018

Serene Logic

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

A genius should know the difference between conjunction not a disjunction. And be glad it isn't biconditional.

But as a medical professional, he would have access to those pills. Just don't grab any guns or knives.




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Sunday, June 24, 2018

(x, why?) Mini: New Road

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

It's the Sarcoid Parkway.




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Friday, October 27, 2017

Horror TV: WHEEL!

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(C)Copyright 2017, C. Burke.

With apologies to Pat Sajak. I don't want to know what happened to Vanna White.






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Wednesday, September 06, 2017

M * A * T * H

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(C)Copyright 2017, C. Burke.

Multiplicative ... Associative ... Transitive ... Hospital?

Um, the acronym is left as an operation for the reader!




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Friday, July 15, 2016

Information ...

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(C)Copyright 2016, C. Burke.

Even ''What's the 411?'' is outdated now. Anyone still use it?

This is a leftover joke that I didn't work into the original sequence of strips that started with Six Quits, or The Special Calculator, if you want to know why he quit.

Back then, I didn't run strips consecutively, so there will be some extra strips in between the episodes in the series. Enjoy.




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Friday, February 26, 2016

(x, why?) Mini: Cheers!

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(C)Copyright 2016, C. Burke.

Raise a glass and talk charts and graphs!

I hate when my "quickie" comics take longer than my regular ones. I realized halfway through that I probably should have expanded it beyond the usual "mini" borders. Too late.

I don't usually go 9 days without an update. It's not for a lack of ideas, but a lack of (Time AND Energy).




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Sunday, January 24, 2016

My Week in Geek

A new feature born of boredom of confinement during a blizzard...

My Week in Geek

It was a good week for the geek in me last week. There was plenty to watch and catch up on, and most of what I saw did not disappoint.

The week started off in retro fashion when I discovered that one of the episodes of Doctor Who on my DVR was actually a Tom Baker serial, The Seeds of Doom. The DVR recorded it a few months ago when BBC America ran a few "Breakfast with Baker" specials on Sunday mornings. I hadn't realized that it was there.

Excellent series, and I recommend tracking it down. It starts off as if it might be a riff on the original The Thing when alien plant life is discovered in the Antarctic. (Yes, that's the other end of the Earth from the movie, but a pole's a pole!) However, the action moves back to England, and it gets to be more Day of the Triffids, but it's the human villain that's creepy as hell as he sides with the plants to take over the world and eradicate the Animal kingdom, of which is no longer seems to relate to.

Also peculiar in this serial is that the TARDIS is absent until the very end, after the story has concluded.

Next up was Face-Off, the Syfy reality series, a competition where effects designers compete to make unusual make-ups for actors in a short turnaround, usually three days. A lot is asked of them, and most times, most of them deliver. Apparently, these challenges aren't too far from what actual effects experts (including the judges) can be called on to do by a director with a very quick deadline. I generally sum this show up as saying that it's Project Runway, with science fiction makeup and costumes. Because it is. It's the same format, except I can actually sit through this, without being forced to. It's my favorite show on TV because I'm amazed at what these competitors bring to the final reveal stage.

The amusing thing this week is that I recalled that after the first episode, I tweeted, "no one whose face I want to slap" because sometimes there's that contestant that just grates you (or the producers go out of their way to frame someone that way), but not so far. This week, in social media, I discovered that the Germans have a word, backpfeifengesicht, which means "a face that’s begging to be slapped." I needed to learn its pronunciation.

Add to this that my favorite person on the show, so far, is the German guy, not because of his talent (so far) but because I love listening to him speak. Partly, this is because he reminds me of some old sitcom characters. I'm thinking more Get Smart than Hogan's Heroes, and not Siegfried, either.

Moving on ...

Agent Carter had a two-hour premiere, which was more like two one-hour episodes, but that didn't matter much. They move Peggy Carter to the West Coast for a special assignment, and she's right back in the thick of things with Jarvis. The season will undoubtedly deal with "zero matter" which behaves in a funny way, like the obelisk in Agents of SHIELD. Also back is Peggy's old nemesis, the Russian spy who grew up as part of the Black Widow program. Things should get good.

Arrow and Flash had good episodes, moving their plotlines along, setting up the emergence of new characters. I don't want to spoil anything that might be coming but Felicity in a wheelchair seems as obvious as the introduction of Wally West. (Likewise, someone gave me some speculation on Diggle, but it referred to a character from a time when I wasn't really paying much attention to comics.) Not that any of this is a bad thing.

Which brings me to the biggie: DC's Legends of Tomorrow, which looks to be a new anthology series of sorts. A group of "B-characters" from Arrow and Flash are given new life on this show. I will not join in on suggestions that each of them could hold a series on their own (mostly because I don't believe that) but they should be able to make a heck of a team. The set-up also provides the producers with a way to replace unpopular characters or actors who wish to leave.

Central to the plot is the one new character: Time-traveling Rip Hunter, played by Arthur Darvill who has some experience in the matter from his seasons of Doctor Who. I won't say he was wasted as Rory, but one episode of Legends tells me he was underused. (Plus, I saw him on Broadway "once".)

Of the other characters, the new Firestorm will take some getting used to. I read the comic from its beginning until around the time DC decided that the "Nuclear Man" should really be a Fire Elemental. They seem to have ditched that idea. He appeared in one episode of the cartoon Brave and the Bold, an incarnation I didn't like. However, Prof. Stein has had plenty of screen time on Flash and is a good character, and the actor plays the part well. Jax needs to hold up his end.

As for the villains who may be heroes, they should fit in because they are a little too four-color even for Flash, but in this show, over-the-top should work fine. Heatwave needs to develop a little more personality, like Cold has.

Rounding out the week with more reruns...

Friday brought another airing of Galaxy Quest, which I have dubbed the Third Greatest Star Trek Movie Ever. Seeing Alan Rickman one more time brought smiles and laughs, which is better at the time than seeing Die Hard would've been.

And finally, I've been recording episodes of Quantum Leap from an oldies network on cable. I loved the show, but missed many of the episodes because it moved around the schedule a lot back then. Who remembers what it might've been opposite. One of the first episodes I taped was the "Man of La Mancha" episode, where Sam leaps into an understudy for the musical, playing in Syracuse, and he sees the understudy for Dulcinea -- his former piano teacher that was his first crush/love, and who was formerly linked up with the person Sam is inhabiting. There are a few reasons why this is a favorite of mine, but watching it mine added another: the Guest Stars. They could get actual Broadway people for this episode. John Cullum appeared in 1776 a few years before this and played the actor playing Don Quixote. Also appearing, but not singing, was Ernie Sabella also of Broadway, TV and The Lion King. There had a lot of great characters back then who appeared on a lot of shows like this one. There are still a lot of good actors today, but there are so many channels of TV that the talent pool is stretched way too thin.

So that was the week, and it was a good one. I'm hoping that weeks to come don't disappoint, but it will be hard to live up to this one.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

TV Screens Over Time

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(C)Copyright 2016, C. Burke.

I'm waiting for 40-inch tablets.

Television was the center of family life ... until it was so successful that we had televisions in every room, and the family split up and retreated into their own areas. But still, the center was the living room TV because it was the greatest receiver of all, at least in terms of size. But then that stopped mattering.

For a long time, television sets were limited by the size of the cathode ray tube, making the set to heavy to move and too big to place on any piece of furniture. After a certain size, they became impractical.

And then the flatscreen arrived, and screen sizes (as measured by the diagonals) took off again.

But then something odd happened. Mini-TVs started to have more clarity, and then they slowly grew in size. And then streaming video on phones and tablets became practical, and, again, the clarity and the sharpness of the screens rivaled the bigger cousins.

Shortly after the turn of the 21st century, PDAs shrank and phones grew (after originally shrinking) until they became the same gadget. But then the gadgets kept growing, coincidentally at the same time that streaming has taken off. So people have given up 50 inch screens for 5 inch screens, but the miniatures are getting bigger again.

Personally, I have a big screen in the bedroom where my DVR is, but I'll occasionally watch shows from the DVR on my iPad, but that's for convenience, not a preference.

In any case, I find the situation both curious and amusing.




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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

(x, why?) Mini: CSI

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

If that were an isosceles triangle, the bisector would definitely be the perp.




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Friday, June 12, 2015

Game of Homophones

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

When you're playing your game of homophones, ewe one or ewe dye.

So watch it.




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Friday, January 23, 2015

Name That Line!

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

I could have used the I to work in AIR and then JAW, but it was too much.

I don't know if that's Wink Martindale, Jim Lange, Dennis James or one of the other oldtime emcees.