(x, why?) Mini: B for Bank?

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Alas, so what then is the buzz?

(I bet you thought I was going to go with two bees or not two bees, didn't you? Not gonna do it.)

Shakespearean Inequalities

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I'd estimate it as Horatio of 2 to 1.

Fair = Foul Follow-up (A Bonus Comic)

Here's the original idea that spawned Friday's comic. Friday's comic was created first, but this was what was going through my head on Thursday....

Fair = Foul

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How to Antagonize an English Teacher: Step 1: Be hard on the Bard.

Tragic

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In this area, you encounter many accents which will make this joke work as well as a lot of outdated linoleum.

Romeo and Juliet

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When their paths cross, they go off in a different direction.

Remember this: it's a fundamental rule that not all love is doomed.

Shakespearean Logic

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You have to give the whole "+/- 2b" thing a rest once in a while and pick a different quote. The trick is to find one non-English majors (particularly math geeks) will recognize.

EDIT: Was this anyone else's first exposure to Hamlet?
Hamlet: the Musical

Substitution: Act I, Scene 2

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Brush up your Shakespeare, and the women you will wow.
Yea, verily!

Bardic Geometry

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Actually, some English teachers are impressed that a math teacher knows enough Shakespeare to poke fun.
Others are impressed that a math teacher knows the difference between "continual" and "continuous".