Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 01, 2025

2024: The Year in Review, Part 1

Happy New Year!

Part 1 of my look back reflects on my writing career. Part 2 will cover the blog, the comic and teaching in general.

A Look Back at Writing and Publishing

Portions of the following text appeared in Burke's Lore Bites my newsletter.

Although my self-publishing career started in the final days of 2023, I didn’t receive my Author Copies of Burke’s Lore Briefs: A Heavenly Date / My Damned Best Friend until early January. I learned a few lessons about what to do and what not to do with future books. That first batch batch of books sold well.

Two more Burke’s Lore Briefs were published in 2024: “Portrait of a Lady Vampire & Other Vampiric Cravings” and “I See What You’ll Do There” (containing one reprint story, see below).

With these books launched, I created a mailing list (thank you for joining it) and a Substack account for posting updates. I’m still figuring out what works best for me.

In February, “A Sliver of Pi” from In A Flash 2020 was reprinted in Free Flash Fiction.

In March, a new story, “On My Shoulders” was published in Short Beasts Literary Magazine.

In April, my editor Danielle Ackley-McPhail surprised me with the cover for A Bucket Full of Moonlight, which is the biggest collection of “Burke’s Lore” to date, with 30+ stories, although it doesn’t bear that brand. The Kickstarter would launch in the summer, and the book appeared on Library Thing in October, garnering five reviews.

In May, the humorous RPG-Lit story “I See What You’ll Do There” appeared in the Spring 2024 edition of Sci-Fi Lampoon.

In July, AHOY Comics purchased “Death’s Last Man” which appeared as text in the comic Deadweights #5. My name was even on the cover!

And finally, October brought a two-fer with “What You Needed” appearing in the anthology A Little Fantasy Everywhere (Jersey Pines Ink) and two 42-word stories (one under the pen name Ben Carter) were included in 42 Stories Anthology Presents: Book of 422.

It was an amazing year, and I hope it continues into 2025!

For more news on my writing, and for links to books which mostly appear on Amazon, check out my Author Page at mrburkemath.net.

Saturday, August 24, 2024

New Story Online! "The Lonely Hollow"

My short story “The Lonely Hollow” won second place in the No Bad Books flash fiction writing contest. There were two categories, Fantasy and Superhero, each with a limit of 500 words. I entered both, and one of them won. Woo Hoo.

The story was read was read on this Semi-Sages of the Pages livestream. It’s the third story read, around the 18 minute mark.

If, for once, I had an advantage, it was that I had a fantasy story about 500 words long, which I've edited time and time again. Five hundred works is one of those key boundaries where one market might not want longer and another might not want less.

As it was, the story, when first written, was closer to 600 words. Moreover, if I didn't have to worry about limits, I have a 550-560 word version that I like the best. Cutting words forced some rewriting and refocusing. But in the end, it seems like too many words were cut and there were phrases or imagery that I would rather have included.

However, as another writer told me once, you gave the editor what the editor wanted, and next time you can restore it to how you wanted it for any reprints -- including in one of my own books. That might happen.

Similarly, I have another story which will be published in an anthology in the next week or two. It's exactly 1,000 words. While I was reading the final draft, I found three typos. I also found sentences and passages that I was questioning. Why did I say that? Why did I leave that in? Again, if I were to reprint this myself, no one will care if it's a few words over 1,000.

Finally, a reminder, September 1 is the official release date of A Bucket Full of Moonlight on Amazon, although it's already live on the eSpec Books site where there are a few signed hardcovers still available.



I also write Fiction!


The NEW COLLECTION IS AVIALABLE! A Bucket Full of Moonlight, written by Christopher J. Burke, contains 30+ pieces of short stories and flash fiction. It's available from eSpec Books!
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, used-car salesmen, fairies, superheroes, space and time travel, and little gray aliens talking to rock creatures and living plants.

My older books include my Burke's Lore Briefs series and In A Flash 2020.

If you enjoy my books, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads. Thank you!



Saturday, June 19, 2021

Writing: What Was the Inspiration for "Familiar Feeling"?

The following appeared on my blog on my Good Reads Author page.

A common question from readers and writing articles is: where do you get your ideas, and what inspired you to write that?

I've been thinking about those questions as I try to approach my next Big Idea. When you're writing for yourself, you can scribble a few paragraphs whenever an idea hits you and revisit it whenever you want. But if I want to sell something that I write, I have to be a little more focused with the ideas I develop.

And so I thought I could revisit some of my prior stories. Where did they come from?

The lead-off story in my book In A Flash 2020 is "Familiar Feeling", which takes place at the Carrowmore School for Magic and Wizardry. Honestly, I wasn't trying to recreate Harry Potter or Hogwarts. On the other hand, I did want enough details that you could imagine walking up to the front steps or strolling down to the lake.

The story came from the title as much as the other way around. Many years ago, playing Dungeons & Dragons, a group of us started a new campaign. Just about everyone was a multi-class character, so there were several magic-users. Probably in the first session, one character said he was summoning a familiar, and before you knew it, every mage had a bird or brownie or something tagging along.

And then there wasn't much more to it, and they didn't get mentioned a lot after.

I wanted to write a story about a wizard and his or her familiar, but then I thought about the experience of summoning one, and how there could be more to it. It should be a big deal. And it would be a bigger deal if a group of mages were to have a special summoning ceremony.

From this came the idea of having it of having it at a school, the details of which were still to come. I thought about a shy boy named Thomas who summons something really special and shades of Rudoph when all of the others like him now (maybe nothing that extreme). And in creating this, I mentioned some of the other animals, including one girl's fawn (with a "w", baby dear).

Suddenly, I was more interested in her, and rewrote the story of Diana, and her uncle who had been a forest ranger with a bear cub familiar, and the pieces were falling into place.

If you haven't read the story, don't worry. The above isn't a spoiler. In the end, after all the rewriting, the fawn was changed in favor of something a little more, let's say, "magical".

But now I have this school named after a group of monoliths in County Sligo, Ireland, along with a bunch of professors who are more than just pieces of cardboard with names. This is definitely a place I want to revisit, telling more stories about the students who pass through its doors, or one great novel about some major event that happens there one year.

And whenever that happens, you'll know what inspired that!

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Doing Some Writing: Writing Prompts

Occasionally, I troll reddit's subgroup for "Writing Prompts", which I've mentioned in the past. I've even blogged about it before. I'm writing more of them now, but the same issue remains. By the time I respond, the prompts have slipped from view, so my efforts don't (to my knowledge) get read a lot, which means that they don't get a lot of votes.

If you're interested in some of my creative writing, here are some of my more recent attempts. Feel free to comment here or there. If you're not a "redditor", you'll need to join before voting or commenting. (It's free.) Comments on my blog are always welcome -- unless they're spam, of course.

Recent Writing Prompts on reddit

The Boss of Me
[WP] You find yourself in a room of "you"s at every age from 1 to now. On the wall it says "Who's in Charge? To end the game, all must agree, by either force or diplomacy." You all turn to face each other. 5 year old you pulls at your shirt, "So what happens now?" https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nyv6ua/wp_you_find_yourself_in_a_room_of_yous_at_every/h1nh04l/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Cartoon Physics ... featuring a very generic mighty nimrod of a hunter
[SP] "That isn't how physics work" https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nwi880/sp_that_isnt_how_physics_work/h19uyue/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

What the Key Unlocks -- I extended it because I was asked to, but going beyond that would require a complete overhaul
[WP] There's a door with a single key hole - it will open regardless of what key is used. All keys open this door, but what's on the other side, however, entirely depends on the key. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nwk8t4/wp_theres_a_door_with_a_single_key_hole_it_will/h1a66oh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Unable to Find Myself. Oddly enough, I've had ideas about finding parallel worlds which were alike, but all the others had this one different that ours doesn't have.
[WP] Scientist have created a machine that allow people a window into alternate realities. It becomes mainstream and people talk about alternate versions of themselves. Finally you decide to take a look only to discover that there are no alternate versions of you. You're the only you in existence. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nqhyz7/wp_scientist_have_created_a_machine_that_allow/h0c2p0a/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Making the Most of a Small Sacrifice. This one got some legs because I deliberately included a phrase that people could latch onto or mock. It got their attention.
[WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but reading carefully you realize it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be a smartass, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed that instead. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nv3y8v/wp_the_ritual_calls_for_100_sacrifices_but/h11xdfa/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

The Four-Color Peacock. I like my superhero stories
[WP] In a world of super villians who never monologue about their plans and heroes that never wait until the last moment to save the day, you are the only one to have any sense of theatrics. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/nld7sw/wp_in_a_world_of_super_villians_who_never/gzixoyg/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

If you want to see more, LET ME KNOW! My tagline for this blog years ago was "I THRIVE ON FEEDBACK". Maybe I should resurrect that.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

I'm Answering Some Writing Prompts

This is a reminder, as if you needed one, that I like to try my hand at writing. One of the things I like to do is answer a few Writing Prompts every week. (I'd do it every day if I could keep up with it.) Most of these are basically first drafts written in under an hour, but I'm happy with how they came out.

If you are on Reddit, you can vote on some of my recent entries. Even if you aren't, you can still read some of them.

Here are links to my last five, with working titles. Check them out and let me know what you think -- either on reddit or here. Thanks!

  • Devil With an Angel: An angel accidentally gets her wings clipped and is cared for by an angel
  • Not a Hero, Just a Temp: a humorous take on the trope that No Hero Can Kill the Demon Lord ... but what about Larry from Accounting?
  • Daughter of Two Fae: A woman made a deal with a faerie in exchange for her firstborn, a man did the same thing before two ever met and had a child
  • Diary of an Immortal: every 100 years, an immortal's mind is wiped for the sake of his sanity, but he keeps a journal
  • Cead Mile Faulty: a Celt from the year 1021 is transported 1,000 years into the future

Thanks again for reading, and for your votes and comments.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

In A Flash: 2020, by Christopher J. Burke

In A Flash: 2020, by Christopher J. Burke (2020)

Excuse the blatant plug, but if I can't promote my book here, where can I?

Over the past few years (since before In A Flash: 2016, which contains a story of mine), I have been writing flash fiction on and off. Naturally, I've been working toward longer pieces, but there was a market for these. Twenty stories have been collected into this anthology. Note: this book reprints the story from the previous volume.

There are, in total, 20 flash fiction stories that range from fantasy to science fiction to "realism". The Realism is sort of a "catch-all" section gives you horror, noir, and pirates. (Not at the same time.)

$1.99 for the ebook. The paperback is forthcoming.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Flash-2020-Christopher-J-Burke-ebook/dp/B08CWQTYBR

Tuesday, July 07, 2020

First Round of Edits

(Click on the comic if you can't see the full image.)

(C)Copyright 2020, C. Burke. "AnthroNumerics" is a trademark of Christopher J. Burke and (x, why?).

I'm just hooking up words and phrases and clauses so that that I don't have a bunch of short, choppy sentences with repetitive subjects and no transitions between paragraphs.

Or something like that.

It seems that Michele has been bitten by the writing bug while she spends so much time home in the apartment.




Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Thursday, January 02, 2020

End of Year / End of Decade Report

I wanted to do this before the end of the year, but I was a little busy, and that was a good thing. I ended the year -- and decade -- on a happy note.

This made me happy because for the past month I've read others' account of the achievements and milestones of the past ten years. And that's where I ran into problems.

Thinking of achievements was difficult when they were weighed down by loss. I'm at an age when most of my achievements are behind me while the next generation steps out and marks their own milestones. On the other end of the spectrum, the older generation ... well, we know what eventually happens when you get older. You, one day, stop getting older. There was a lot of that in the past decade, and -- possibly a statistical anomaly, or just the edge of normal -- many of them fell within an eight-month period. That wasn't a great year.

Professionally, I was excessed from a position I held for more that ten years. Then I made it back, and I was let go again. I've bounced around the system since, including what I thought was a new permanent position, only to be let go, again, at the end of the term. Nothing that I did -- they loved me -- but they all play budget games. They love me when they're desperate, but when they catch their breath -- and I've done the hard part -- they'll look for someone with under two years experience who they can push around more and pay less.

But, yes, there were some positive things that I can focus on:

For starters, I'm still writing this blog, and still creating comics. These both started the decade before last, but the fact that they continue shows a great commitment (even if Wikipedia still won't list my twelve-year-old webcomic).

For another, nine of those comics made it into a Logic textbook at the University of Sweden. It's not the "sexiest" thing I've been published in, but I'd like to think college students are getting a chuckle (or a groan) from some of Mr. Keegan's exploits.

Also professionally related, there was a book proposal called Fueled By Coffee & Love that was to be filled with teacher stories. I honestly didn't know what that meant, and the guidelines were so open, I wasn't sure what, or how much, to write. After the first book came out and a sequel was proposed, I was probably one of the first to submit, and "My Teaching Journey" was accepted for publication. (Side note: it reminded me how much I had to owe Tracy S. for me still being a teacher.)

But fiction writing? That has been on the back burner for the past 20-plus years. Many excuses have been made. And the few times I sat down to type and finished something, nothing came of it. That changed with a chance meeting with Danielle Ackley-McPhail, a writer, editor, and owner or eSpec Books. We're just friends, acquaintances, really, who see each other a couple times per year at sci-fi conventions.

I started reading the company blog, and I saw their first flash fiction contest. I submitted something under a thousand words long (it could have been up to twice as long) and it won! Well, it co-won. Danielle told me she liked my story because it had the most "catty-ness" of all the entries (and that was the theme).

After that, I tried to enter as often as I could, usually writing in the final days of the month. Sadly, I discovered that a story that she liked was the only entry that month. It was a little deflating, but the positive feedback helped. One story, "Cyber Where?", Danielle called the best story I'd written. I was elated to hear that. It meant I was improving, growing. Going somewhere.

This brings me to the past year or so. I tried writing flash fiction for a handful of markets out there. Not of them would pay more that twenty dollars, if that much, for 1,000 words or less. So far, I haven't been able to crack any of them.

I kept at them because I couldn't focus enough to write a short story, putting 3,000 to 5,000 words together. I was thinking in terms of scenes, and not acts.

By the time December rolled around, I had a plan of attack. A few months ago, there was a Kickstarter by Zombies Need Brains for three new anthologies. I back it for all three ebooks. Part of the plan was to have slots available for submissions. The odds aren't great, given the size of the slush pile, but a good, well-written story makes a difference.

I had ideas for two of the three anthologies. It came down to the final days, but I finished the two short stories I'd planned on, and both came in over 4,000 words. I wasn't sure that the second one would be written, but both had bounced around in my head for over a month, so I knew the acts as well as the scenes, and it wasn't just a bunch of dialogue.

I won't know until next month if either is accepted or both are rejected, but I'm happy that I got through it.

And if that wasn't enough of a high note to end the year on, there is one final note, but I can't mention it. Not that it's hush-hush or anything (then again, maybe it is), but until I see something announced, I don't know for sure that it's definite. At least not right now. But good things are coming, if I can keep at them.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Doing Some Writing: Writing Prompts

Occasionally, I troll reddit's subgroup for "Writing Prompts". Even less occasionally, I sit down and write some. Usually, I think about them for a while and may -- or may not -- get back to them. By the time I do, they've usually slipped from the front page, if they ever made it there in the first place, so they don't (to my knowledge) get read a lot, and they don't get a lot of votes.

If you're interested in some of my creative writing, here are some of my more recent attempts. Feel free to comment here or there. If you're not a "redditor", you'll need to join before voting or commenting. (It's free.) Comments on my blog are always welcome -- unless they're spam, of course.

Recent Writing Prompts on reddit

Super powers. I like this one. I thought about a kid suddenly getting them without knowing or understanding. They turned on one day in middle school.
[WP] You are gifted with super powers. Instead of embracing it, you believe that you've gone crazy. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6upisu/wp_you_are_gifted_with_super_powers_instead_of/dlv52hg/

I have a few ideas about "familiars" now. This isn't even the one I started with. A detail I added for "color" struck me as more interesting than the story I was telling.
[WP] As a sophomore in a school of magic, you've reached the point in your life where it's time to summon your lifelong familiar. The other students managed to get some pretty cool creatures as their familiars, but yours is... different. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6unst9/wp_as_a_sophomore_in_a_school_of_magic_youve/dlv36ew/

This one I had to be careful with because I've seen this in a couple of places in the past few years -- I didn't want to copy anything, and I can't mention one of them because it would be a spoiler.
[WP] Werewolves aren’t men who turn into beasts during the full moon. They’re wolves, beasts cursed to be human. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6ul9vb/wp_werewolves_arent_men_who_turn_into_beasts/dlutdkb/

This one has problems. First, I was interrupted in writing it, so it switched from third person to first in the middle. Then I fixed it. Then I added an extra detail for the ending, which was too clunky and obvious. Also, it was supposed to be topical (hint: something in the news that people are talking about)
It was downvoted to 0. I wouldn't argue that. But it realized NO other stories except mine. Then the thread was downvoted to 0, so I don't think anyone else will see it.
[WP] You were once a mighty wizard, but alas, now your wand only shoots blanks. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6tw9cc/wp_you_were_once_a_mighty_wizard_but_alas_now/dlo6n0z/

This one is a little self-referential. If you're not a "redditor", you won't get the joke. Sorry.
[WP]"...and with that, through the pains and struggles, the last user signed off, and Reddit was dead. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6tvsai/wpand_with_that_through_the_pains_and_struggles/

Here's where I started my run, and it has scored the best -- which is still only about 12-15 votes.
[WP] Finally it's your lunch break, but alas you have forgot a spoon for your pudding. Existential crisis begins. https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/6tw197/wp_finally_its_your_lunch_break_but_alas_you_have/dlo2g5x/

If you want to see more, LET ME KNOW! My tagline for this blog years ago was "I THRIVE ON FEEDBACK". Maybe I should resurrect that.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Goals for 2015

"Looking at my list of goals for 2015 and I notice that the majority depend upon the acquisition of superpowers. Could prove an obstacle."
-- Christopher Burke, on Twitter and Facebook

I do have a handful of goals -- more like suggestions, guidelines, really -- which will not require superpowers, but might involve managing or creating extra time. (Okay, so maybe that one is a superpower...)

A few things which I would like to do more of this year, in no particular order:

- Read more. Goal is a book a week, particularly now that I'm commuting by train instead of car. This is malleable -- I'm not going to stick to sixty-page novellas and avoid seven-hundred page monstrosities because I can't finish in time. And I reserve the right to use that week to evaluate if the book is even worth reading -- if I can't get through chapters 1 and 2 in four subway rides, it's not likely to happen. And, generally speaking, I usually hate 700-page books anyway.

-- Write more. Not just math articles, but stories, drafts of stories, whatever. I can't self-publish anything if there's nothing written in final form. I've taken too long off. Pick a plot and go for it. Maybe I'll troll twitter for plot suggestions, and ask for crazy combos. Whatever.

-- Record more. No, I'm not going to start a podcast, but I could start recording my blog entries in the same way that I recorded my class summaries a couple of years ago. I stopped because my students weren't listening to them. I know this because I hid Easter eggs in those reviews.

-- Transcribe. I used to keep writing journals. I have all of them. These days, I make notes in whatever's handy. I have three or four different notebooks with overlapping anecdotes and plot ideas. They need to be consolidated. Likewise, there are comic ideas buried everywhere, and I need to find them. Somewhere, I have the topic for this year's Mothers Day comic, and unless I find it again or the topic comes up again, I won't be making it this year.

In any case, the old journals should be typed up. I have twenty-year-old story ideas that need to be done already. Especially now that I have 20 years more writing experience and won't write stuff that will make me cringe when I re-read it. (At least, not as much.)

-- Learn how to make an eBook, and then make some eBooks. Put them on my kindle or put them on Amazon for sale. Whether it's an .epub fiction anthology or a .pdf collection of Common Core worksheets, I should have something out there. Branding.

-- Find a permanent teaching slot. It looks like I won't be going back to either of my last two teaching positions, so I need to find a new one where I'll be happy and less frustrated, where most of the students want to learn and the rest are able to once drawn to it. It's not out of the realm of possibilities.

-- Blog as I can. No, seriously, December taught me not to over-promise (particularly since I'm overestimating the number of people I'm actually promising). I delivered pretty well on the blogging, but the comic suffered. Even though the blog entries seem to get more hits than the comics, the comics are what got me started and they're my first love and first priority.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Day 22 of 30: Too Good for Answers; Too Good for Wikipedia

This is Day 22 of the 30-day blogging challenge. Pushing for the last extra

It's Toot Your Own Horn Day at Mr.BurkeMath because if you don't toot it, no one else will. Sitting around waiting to get yourself discovered is a great way to keep a private journal that no one knows anything about. Tooting your own horn gets you some attention, although sometimes it just gets you the horn slapped out of your hands.

Two "f'rinstances": first, years ago, I decided that I needed to get my webcomic listed with anyplace that lists webcomics. I thought that (x, why?) was too special to keep it a secret among a handful of friends and relatives. (Even my students didn't know too much about it.) I got listed in a few of them, but I couldn't crack the biggest one: wikipedia. Note: I'm deliberately neither highlighting the name nor adding a link. You know where it is if you want to go there.)

They have a big, long list of comics. Many older than mine, which makes sense because if not for them, I wouldn't have thought about it in the first place. But look at the list and you'll see that many of the old-timers, the classics have completed their runs. I've been about this for going one seven years now, which is a long time to invest in a hobby using technology that's ever-changing, ever-advancing. There are only a relative handful listed after my debut, but the key thing is that they are after my debut. What the heck?

Granted, some of them are by industry people who moved onto the web. Some by artists who just started something new, but have been around. But some were just by regular guys who just struck a nerve with the right people, I'm guessing. Anyway, if they could get into wikipedia's list, surely, I could. (Yes, I called you "surely".) So I edited the page and added myself. Nope, that didn't work. I was deleted with the reason, "Only comics with their own wiki page could be added to the list" (paraphrasing).

Easy fix. I created a page and imported my wiki page from comicgnesis.com (the good one, not the one with the typo in the address). Not so fast. The page was nominated for rapid deletion (avoiding the usual deletion process with, presumably, takes more time. I'm not famous enough? Maybe I'm just too good to be listed in wikipedia after seven years.

Go ahead. Just try to add me, wikipedia. Someone try adding me to your webcomic list. I'm still too good for you!

The crazy part of all this? I'm actually listing in wikipedia on the GURPS Autoduel page, which was actually deleted years ago and replaced with either a stub or just a mention on the list of GURPS books. The page is actually out of date because its details only the first edition of the book and makes no mention in the article of the second edition. However, the thumbnail is the cover of the Second Edition book, which I was the co-author of. I'm listed as Designer, which is a little overblown, but I'll take it. My name is in red, meaning that I don't have a personal page. I've been tempted to add one ... but I don't want it marked for rapid deletion.

Second, Answers.com was looking for math contributors. At least, it said it was looking for math contributors. They made me jump through a couple of hoops, submit a sample article, sign in and answer a bunch of questions, ask a bunch of questions for others to answer ... That last one was no easy task. Just about any math-related question and even non-math-related questions that I could think of had already been asked in one form or another, so they didn't count.

In the end, they decided to go another way. They didn't just pick different contributors; they just changed what they were looking for. And I wasn't it. I didn't have enough exposure for them. Or maybe, just maybe ... I was just too good for them and would have made the rest of their stuff look weak in comparison. Yeah, that's the ticket.

I decided to show them a think or two. (Yes, I typed "think" on purpose.) I stuck around and answered even more questions, raising my profile, showing off my knowledge and letting them know what they passed up on. And then I realized, I was giving it away for free! That's fine for me to do here, but not there.

So I keep it here. That helps me fill up 30 posts in 30 days after all.

A third site I'd like to mention, and let me state that I have no problem with them whatsoever: TV Tropes. Warning: I will not be held responsible for the hours you lose reading that site. It's a fun page. It was used, abused, avoided, averted, inverted and reverted by the master of comics at Irregular Webcomic, David Morgan-Mar. His comics would reference various tropes whenever he took one and stretched it out beyond recognition, and then one of his regular readers with add a notation to the trope linking his comic to that page! That was dedication, and Mr. Morgan-Mar deserved it for what he inspired. Envy much? Yeah, I have. I would love to be included in a TV Tropes listing, any of them. I know I've used some tropes -- I've been called on it in the past. However, I don't want to become a member just to add my own stuff. That's a little wrong.

And I'm afraid of any rapid deletions.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Pi-ku, Anyone? How About a Contest?

Who likes Pi-kus? Really, who doesn't?

What's a "pi-ku"? No, it's not some electrified anime mouse!
A Pi-ku is a poem consisting of three lines: the first with three syllables, the second with one syllable, and the last with four syllables.

For example:

You like Pi?
That's
Irrational!
                      -- Chris Burke

Think you can do better? (Well, you probably can.) So feed your muse some pi and show off your poetic skills. It can be about Pi or anything math-related. The best ones I get by Thursday evening (in New York) will be reprinted here and on the comics site.

You can post them here, on the Facebook page, or email them.

Monday, February 17, 2014

My Short Short-Story-Writing Writing Career: Car Wars

Springboarding from a few posts I made on twitter earlier today, I realized that the first short story that I ever had published was printed in an issue of Autoduel Quarterly a little over 25 years ago.

That was the good news. Then came the bad news: that's the only short story that I ever had published that wasn't self-published. I had a few of those. In fact, my friend Rob Garitta and I put out our own fiction fanzine, set primarily in the Car Wars universe of Steve Jackson Games. We kept it up for a little over a year. We didn't get a lot of renewals from our subscribers. But that's not the point of this post.

The funny thing is this: why am I talking about writing science-fiction stories set in a post-apocalyptic America in my math blog? (Other than because tooting own's horn never goes out of style when you're the one with the horn.)

It's because it was a numbers story from the very beginning.

Let me explain: Car Wars was a board game, but not in the traditional sense. There was a board, but you were free to move about the area, anywhere inside the perimeter of the arena. (Okay, worked in two vocabulary words.) Your piece on the board was basically a demolition car with automated weapons attached. After you played the game a few times with the stock cars that the designers included, if you looked in the back, there were rules for constructing your own car. It was a shopping list of menu after menu and table upon table. And it wasn't just addition and subtraction. There was a multiplier to increase the maximum weight of your chassis by 10% or 20%. There were power factors that told you how you could calculate your car's acceleration. There were limits to watch out for: too heavy and your car couldn't move, assuming that the chassis could support the weight. Everything had to fit in the given number of spaces and there was a limit to how much could be piled onto one side of the car.

Car Wars was a game of continuous movement broken down into a series of instants. There were trade-offs required for simple game-play (e.g., less complexity = more fun). As a result, players realized that they had trade-offs of their own. This gave rise to the min-maxers, players who would calculate in advance where the breaks were, what was the highest amount that they could before losing a benefit (such as higher acceleration). Did the design merit an extra-heavy chassis? Was the engine going to haul all that weight? How many bonuses do I need to fire before I max out? Is this weapon cost-effective and worth the weight?

Well, my story "Don't Kill the Messenger" was born out of a math riddle. What could you do if you put the biggest engine into the smallest car. The result was that you had room for a driver and nothing else: no guns, no cargo, zip, nada, nothing. But with an engine that big, it had a lot of hauling power. Question 2: could this car pull a tractor-trailer? Answer: not a chance, BUT it could pull just the tractor ... maybe. I had to go through the AADA Vehicle Guide to find a tractor just under the limit -- otherwise, I would've designed one. I did find one, and it had a ramplate. Well that was just another little detail for the story.

The first draft of this story was written when I was in college and was working as a messenger on Wall Street. I didn't drive or even ride a bike. I was on my feet most of the day. However, I had great ideas for using the messenger room as a starting point and the title "Don't Kill the Messenger" was there from the beginning. All the details fell into place just from the vehicles I'd selected and the background of the main character. And the math.

So all that number-crunching paid off for me with a sale in late 1988. I guess I really did do something with all that math after high school.

P.S. There's more to the writing story, and I may get back to it.