Showing posts with label 80s. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 80s. Show all posts

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Dance With Fire

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(C)Copyright 2019, C. Burke.

Exploit the weakness. Get them talking.

The things you do for love, right? Anyway, the idea for this was might go as far back as The Temple of Duran, and it was definitely meant to be a follow-up to Off On a Tangent, which I didn't get around to doing.




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Thursday, August 01, 2019

Who Can Dance If They Want To

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(C)Copyright 2019, C. Burke.

I was going to use Truth tables and conditionals, but the "leave your friends behind" statement was a dead giveaway.




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Friday, January 11, 2019

Clip - Art

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

That Art! He is the Clipper to the Stars!

Ten years in the making, at least. And I originally wanted to put some familiar head shots in there, like you see on barber walls.

I've had the joke, but not the means to do it. Then, on a whim, I checked the web for 8-bit creators, and found a couple. I created a witch in no time. And then I nearly crashed my iPad when I tried using some of the site's functions to either save or email the picture. Seriously, if was a half-hour or more before my iPad was responding, and I was afraid I would have to do another factory reset.

Luckily, the second site was a little better and PC friendly. I recreated my witch, print-screened and saved it that way. Then I re-colored it to match my original witch, which I liked better. (Which witch? The first one.)

I made the next three in a couple of days, and passed them by the expert: my son. I thought they came out good, but didn't know what was sticking on the side of the second guy's head. I said I was going for "Elf". Oh, well. I changed the coloring a little.

Next problem was that the joke was ALWAYS "Four SHAVES, Four Haircuts". Only one guy had a beard -- and one of the others was female.

First try was to create the pirate, who I thought was "okay" but I wasn't happy with his eyepatch or his hat. Keep in mind, he came before either of the two pirate jokes that I already posted this week. He could've tied them all together very nicely. (He might've been part of the reason I came up with the other two jokes, and well as the play on "Barber".)

But I liked the witch, and I thought that a wizard wouldn't be a difficult transition. So I went that route instead.

For those who are interested, the original artwork is posted below. The knight always had a beard, even before I "remembered" the joke. Witch, elf, barbarian (part satyr?), knight, pirate, wizard.

I hope you like them. I could try to recreate them sometime, but it won't be easy though.




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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Colors Like My Screen

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

Sometimes I'm like a dog with a pun, er, bone, and I don't want to let it go.




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Monday, November 26, 2018

How To Tell the Contradiction

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(C)Copyright 2018, C. Burke.

Loving would easy if your numbers were like my dreams: fourteen oh three, fourteen oh thre-ee-ee!!

The original truth table for this was going to be way too complicated for this joke.

Oh, and if you're reading this on the blog, this is comic #1403, which just worked out that way. I pretty much just needed a three at the end.




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Monday, September 14, 2015

(x, why?) Mini: Astrids

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

It was the next big thing after Space Inversions.




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Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Power Station

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

Afterward you can divide. Are you gonna do it?
As an element of the set of Real numbers, I know you qualify. Are you gonna do it?

Feel the Math.

For those who don't know: The Power Station was an 80s band composed of Robert Palmer, John Taylor, Andy Taylor and Tony Thompson (not pictured).




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Friday, May 22, 2015

Three and Four

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

My other choice: Every Kirk has his Gorn . . .

The more I think about it, I might've gotten enough sci-fi references to fill that in, had I tried, had I tried ... Damn it, Jim!

Meanwhile, 80s Week continues.




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Monday, May 18, 2015

The Distance Around

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(C)Copyright 2015, C. Burke.

If you quiz them, then you'll test Twobes ...

A little music trivia: this is the kind of song that I enjoy on the radio, but never bought the entire album (which is what they had back then). It's because of this that even though I've heard the song Talk to You Later many, many times over the (multiple periods of ten) years, it wasn't until about a week ago that I actually knew who sung the song. I might've had a couple of guesses, but they would've been wrong because I don't remember ever hearing the name The Tubes before.

The Tubes, and this song, have an interesting place in music history. A long time ago, in the early days of MTV -- you know, back when they played Music -- the network didn't air in places like NY or LA. It did, however, air on cable TV in places like Tulsa, OK. By co-incidence, Talk to You Later sold out in Tulsa despite not getting any airplay at all on the radio. MTV took full credit for this and went to music studios and told them that they needed to produce videos to advertise their records ... and give them to MTV.

The rest is History. As in thing that happened in the past because no one makes albums any more, MTV doesn't play music, and videos go straight to YouTube these days. (Or whatever the next thing after that is.)




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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Belong To

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(C)Copyright 2012, C. Burke. All rights reserved.

And it's one heck of a union. 8-)





Monday, October 17, 2011

Sandwich

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(C)Copyright 2011, C. Burke. All rights reserved.
She gave me a chance! She gave me a sign!


EDIT: Yes, it's an unauthorized follow-up to this xkcd comic, set to the sounds of the 80s.

Another EDIT: Apparently, it's also an unauthorized follow-up to this (x, why?) comic, which I'd totally forgotten about. (Pretty sad when I forget my own comics.)


Monday, March 28, 2011

Need A Zero

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(C)Copyright 2011, C. Burke. All rights reserved.


The best part about searching for images of 'zeta graph' is all the hits for pictures of Caterine Zeta Jones.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Calling Jenny, Part II

This cartoon, Calling Jenny, appeared about a year ago, on March 2, 2008.

And now an update: according to this MSNBC news story, the famous phone number is up for sale.

I read about this over the weekend, and thought it was a little bit humorous, but I had to wonder: who would pay a lot of money just to have a phone number that gets pranked 30 to 40 times a day?? (This estimate comes from the current owner.)

For that matter, what's the big deal? Tommy Tutone didn't specify any particular area code in New Jersey or elsewhere. Isn't this number available in every area code?

The number, along with the owner's business, is up for sale on eBay. He'd probably like it if I provided a link...

Friday, January 16, 2009

Fantasy Island

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(C)Copyright 2008, C. Burke. All rights reserved.


Calling it "Imaginary i-land" would have been as redundant as having an assistant named "Two-too".

And so we have also lost Ricardo Montalbán, who will be forever known to those of a certain age as the enigmatic Mr. Roarke as well as the subject of the cheesiest line ever uttered by William Shatner, "Khaaaaaaan!!!"

And, no, I don't know why today I decided to use only shades of gray.



Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Chicago Way

(C)Copyright 2008, C. Burke. All rights reserved.

I keep reading in the paper how they do it in Chicago...
... it keeps making me hungry.


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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Trigonometry Jones and the Temple of Duran: the final trailer

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That Trigger. What a wild boy.

When I started this sequence of cartoons, I originally intended for the second Trigonometry Jones "movie" to be "The Triangle of Doom", but when I worked out the jokes, particularly with the snakes striking and having a union, the whole 80s Duran Duran theme sprung out of my head.


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Or catch it on http://xwhy.comiccgenesis.com.
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Monday, June 02, 2008

Trigonometry Jones and the Temple of Duran, Part II

Trigonometry Jones
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Cross that bridge when you find it
Or take your chances on the dangerline.



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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Trigonometry Jones and the Temple of Duran


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The 80s are back! ... and all the players are approaching their 80s as well.


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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Calling Jenny


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Maybe we should call Tommy, too.

(By the way, calling that number got really old back in the eighties!)

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(or wait for it to appear at http://xwhy.comicgenesis.com.)