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It begs the question: whose wagon is it? (And what is all she wants for Christmas?)
The song came to me quite a while ago, along with the critic pun, which was originally supposed to be the after text.
I don't remember when "Aint" came to mind, but I knew I couldn't put that in the title. So I went with the formula. Oddly, there weren't too many that fit well into this song.
In any case, I'm sure a Western math musical would make many want to travel Eastward.
Update: I found my notes from a while ago. My original title was "Paint Your Numbers", but I'd forgotten that. Of course, that means I can use that for a different gag.
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