Sixteen Ounces

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"I'm sorry, but you're 0.9 over the legal limit. You'll have to come along with me."

Update: It was already in the queue when that judge struck it down. Nothing like waiting until the last minute.
Now, for the record, I was waiting until the last minute so it would be topical. Yeah, that's the ticket.