Falling Leaves, Part 2

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(C)Copyright 2014, C. Burke.

Reality doesn't work that way. Ninety percent of the leaves accumulate in the gaps between cans. And that's assuming someone move the birdbath in the middle of the garden, which doesn't jibe with a plan born out of laziness.

By the way, the mat is actually written in English. It has not been translated from, say, Klingon for the benefit of the viewer.