People

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Source: some funny girl told me

Fair = Foul Follow-up (A Bonus Comic)

Here's the original idea that spawned Friday's comic. Friday's comic was created first, but this was what was going through my head on Thursday....

Fair = Foul

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How to Antagonize an English Teacher: Step 1: Be hard on the Bard.

What Did the Abacus Say to the Adding Machine?

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Not if I calc you first!

Eye Doctor

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I knew I had a comic just from going to the optometrist. I didn't know exactly what it was going to be until I mentioned to a friend that my pupils were dilated, and she asked, ''did you have a glaucoma test or are your students full-blown?''

Pass?

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Yes, they say "testses". I've heard it every year.

alt. alt. text: That was be a "Pass" Fail!

So I Had a Moment Like This Today

So I had a moment like this today . . . Someone decided to have a snack, spilled some on the floor, didn't do anything about it, and I don't know anything until I'm walking through it . . . and all I can think (and I'll only publicly admit to "thinking" it) can be summed up in one sentence:

There wasn't really any more to say after that.

IFF

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If you cross BFF and IFF, you get BIFF, which appeared in a lot of fight scenes on TV's "Batman".