Monday, December 25, 2023

FREE BOOK! TODAY (CHRISTMAS DAY) ONLY!

I know that I've been a little off of late. Christmas is my favorite season. I love coming up with Christmas comics, even as it gets more difficult after so many years. I'd been working on one for the past week that was supposed to be a pre-Christmas comic, so I never got to do one for today.

To make it up to everyone who has supported me, today only, my new ebook, normally 99 cents, will be FREE in the U.S. on Amazon.com.

The link is https://www.amazon.com/Burkes-Lore-Briefs-Heavenly-Damned-ebook/dp/B0CQGSFJ26.

I only ask that you read it, and if you like it, leave a rating or review on Amazon. If you have an account on Good Reads, consider leaving one there. The book can be found at https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/203898525-burke-s-lore-briefs.

I hope you enjoy them. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Seasons Greetings

Monday, December 18, 2023

New Book: Burke's Lore, Briefs: A Heavenly Date / My Damned Best Friend

Long-time readers know that I like to write. Short-term readers might realize this as well considering that I end almost every point with an ad for a collection of my stories and for an anthology that I appear in.

The new book is self-published, which is something that people have been telling me that I should do. It is not the book that I've been working on for a couple years now. That book is going to be called Burke's Lore, with a subtitle to be revealed at a later time.

This book is the first in a series of short stories, about 6000 - 8000 words, and will sell as an ebook for 99 cents. Amazon let me add a paperback for no set-up cost, so I did. If you want a physical book, it'll cost $4.00 plus shipping, unless you find me at a convention and save the shipping.

Here are the images of the covers:

First lesson learned: an ebook only needs a front cover, but a paperback needs a wraparound cover. When I uploaded the same image, Amazon's program zoomed in on it. It didn't look bad, but the text was mostly missing. So I uploaded the image without the text and used their programming to add the title and back cover text. Next time, I'll double the size of the image so I have a back and a front cover, even if the back is just grey or light blue or something.

More lessons to be learned in coming days, like, don't screw up the author name. It didn't include my middle initial on one version, which isn't a big deal, except that Good Reads now thinks that the two versions were written by two different people. Something to keep an eye on in the future.

Finally, these books are live, and you can buy them. It's 99 cents for the ebook (FREE in Kindle Unlimited) and $4.00 plus shipping for the paperback. If you enjoy them, please leave a rating, review or feedback on Amazon, Good Reads or anywhere on social media. Thank you in advance.

I have to run now, but I'll update the after text in a little while.



I also write Fiction!


You can now order my newest book Burke's Lore, Briefs: A Heavenly Date / My Damned Best Friend, written by Christopher J. Burke, which contains the aforementioned story and a bonus story.
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





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Wednesday, December 13, 2023

How Do Perpendicular Lines Meet?

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Math Match: A place for opening lines.

Math Match: They've got your number.

Math Match: Should I give away another punchline that I could use later?

We're righting Proofs, and I have to remind the students of the importance of being "Given" that two line segments are perpendicular. And when it doesn't come to them, you have to prompt them, "how do perpendicular lines meet?"

Well, how do all the other lines meet these days?

No reason to wait to Valentines Day for this one -- and I'd likely forget about it by then.



I also write Fiction!


You can now order Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Monday, December 11, 2023

Aight, Part 2

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Artificial Imaginary FTW!

FTW, or "For the Win", was common Internet parlance for years, but I realize that I haven't heard it so much recently. Maybe it's a generational thing, and new phrases have replaced it. To my knowledge, the phrase comes from "The Hollywood Squares", which was popular in the late-90s with Tom Bergeron. It had made a comeback a decade earlier with John Davidson, but that was before the sudden rise of the Internet in the average home.

As with the first image from yesterday, which was already posted before I even begun work on this image, I will unlikely ever be able to reuse these characters except as a stock image. I could manipulate it in small ways. If you look at Michele's left ear (viewer's left), you'll notice that the hair around the earring is a little off. That's because she only had one earring, so I duplicated the other and colored in the hair around it.

These characters are definitely easier on the eyes. Speaking of eyes, Ken still came up with glasses. I was going to make a circumference joke but nothing good came to mind.

Giving Michele the math-y punchline about the square root of -1 amused me, so I went with that.



I also write Fiction!


You can now order Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Sunday, December 10, 2023

Aight

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I can't count the number of things wrong with this, especially with those fingers.

I got to play around with "Text to Image" in Adobe back on Election Day during school professional development. And I'd already played around with the Bing AI image creator. I got the idea to do Mike and Ken in a classroom. The results were horrible even before I decided to add Michele into the mix. There was one somewhat decent image of her but the two guys were terrible, and then I lost it because I got logged out or something.

I'm starting to believe that these image creators don't like negatives, such as "no glasses". Mike has glasses, so everyone has glasses. Similarly, I tried an illustration with someone having angel wings but "no halo", and the angel always had a halo. And sometimes the non-angel had wings.

It'll get better in the coming years, and it'll be all over the place. The mosre generic an image, the easier it'll be to create. If I wanted planets circling a black hole, I could probably get some cool images. And if I needed random people, no problem. But describing my characters? That didn't go well.

I might do this again from time to time, making the AI a part of the joke. If I can't actually draw something, I can stick to stick figures or charts and graphs or simple shapes.

So what do you think of these characters? Yea or Nay? Use them again?

Actually, I probably couldn't use them again even if I wanted to. The odds of recreating anything similar are pretty long, so I'd be stuck with this single image as a Greek chorus commenting on other things.



I also write Fiction!


You can now order Devilish And Divine, edited by John L. French and Danielle Ackley-McPhail, which contains (among many, many others) three stories by me, Christopher J. Burke about those above us and from down below.
Order the softcover or ebook at Amazon.

Also, check out In A Flash 2020, by Christopher J. Burke for 20 great flash fiction stories, perfectly sized for your train rides.
Available in softcover or ebook at Amazon.

If you enjoy it, please consider leaving a rating or review on Amazon or on Good Reads.





Come back often for more funny math and geeky comics.



Sunday, December 03, 2023

RIP Stephen P. Burke (1951-2023)

Many things have pulled me in different directions in Real Life this year, and you may have noticed that my output has been greatly diminished. I may have hinted at things without coming right out and saying much, except to a handful of people offline. And now I can say something.

My older brother Stephen has had health issues for most of this year. Actually, they date back through the pandemic, but he checked into a hospital back in May. He'd been in the hospital and a nursing home since then, with health problems interfering with physical therapy. I've been visiting every week (multiple times per week during the summer), and dropping by his apartment to get his mail and keep tabs on things. And it wasn't always easy figuring things out.

But that's all past and no longer worth mentioning.

What is worth mentioning is that Stephen was went to college with I was a little, so I got his bed five nights a week. On Friday nights I'd be spirited out of one bed and placed in a different one alongside my other brother who was much closer to my age. (Large Irish family, don't you know.)

Stephen had a love of chess which I never picked up, probably because he could trounce me, given his age, and the fact that I never learned to think more than 2 moves ahead. Somewhere in his apartment, he has some collectible chess pieces. I know this because he seemed very concerned about them any time we talked about the "stuff" at his place. For all the Disney memorabilia that he and his late wife (passed during Covid lockdown) accumulated, it's what he seemed proudest of.

Jumping back to those early years, Stephen liked to write. He also used to act in shows at Iona College, where he starred in several productions that I recall. He appeared with the Everyman Company, doing street theater, and at the Irish Arts Center. He did other shows that I can no longer remember. I was young, he was in his 20s.

Stephen had a love of comics and used to draw illustrations of his own. I thought that they were amazing. My superheroes never made it out of the cartoony stage. I have a sense of shape, but nothing like what he was able to do. That said, to my knowlege, he never wrote his own comics, like I did. Granted, if they had, his probably would've been much better than mine, considering his encyclopedic knowledge of comic lore, while I was writing goofy kid stuff that made sense to a goofy kid who'd seen a movie or two.

And, of course, Stephen was a writer. Would I have ever been interested in writing if Stephen hadn't been there first? I hate to think all the stories that will now be lost forever with his passing. The only ones I'm currently aware of are the two I commissioned from him to appear in Driving Tigers Magazine back in 1991. I thought he could've gone further with his writing, but life didn't work out that way.

And now I have to say good-bye to the older brother who planted creative seeds into an otherwise analytic math-oriented mind. I don't have a pithy comic book line or any other fandom that I can grab.

All I can say is, Good bye, Steve. You will be missed.