Hard-Boiled

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(C)Copyright 2014, C. Burke.

That's the yolk.

I was working on the monologue for a while before I realized if anyone were willing to read more that two paragraphs of my prose, I could sell a few stories.

I couldn't tag this one "PI", because it's not "pi". And if I make a new "P.I." tag, I'd have to go back and tag most of the "Pi" comics.

Feel free to contribute your version (or continuation) of the monologue!