Which is just as well, I guess, because the only thing I would have had time to finish and upload for yesterday or today would've been a lame joke about pencils. (Don't worry, you're not seeing it tomorrow, either. No promises about Monday.)
In the meantime, I wanted to stop by and wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day (or even a "Happy St. Valentine's Day"), and I'm happy that you stop on by.
Salesperson: You'll save money, do the math!
ReplyDeleteMath Student: That's applied math. I'm in theory.
Salesperson: I'm sorry. Do you want a job application?
Math Student: Uh, yes, actually.
Text: What's the probability of randomly drawing a king from a deck of cards?
Student: Almost zero. It's much more likely I'd drink a soda or play a video game.