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I'm not sure why that's even a boast.
First, you'd have to assume that you have more than twice my knowledge of the subject.
Second, you'd have to assume that I assume that you have more than twice my knowledge of the subject.

I'm not likely to make that assumption.
And another thing ....
... excuse me, my boss wants a word with me ...